The Red Scare / Cold War is coming back into vogue, I guess

One of these days my irritation with mass hysteria on Tumblr and my knee-jerk response of deciding anything they're afraid of is probably perfectly fine for me is going to get me in trouble. Maybe today, maybe not, but case in point, the new LJ user agreement. I faithfully read the whole agreement, tried to parse what it meant / how it was different from the old agreement, and then just shrugged and pulled a cashewdani:

[a visual explanation of what that means is behind the cut]