I just had a Twinkie for the first time in IDK how many years, at least 10, and I am...weirdly sad that I didn't like it much? I dunno why, given that they might be the unhealthiest food on the planet and they're not even cheap, but they have such an awesome name and they look so appealing on the box that they seem like they'd be a satisfying occasional indulgence. But it just kind of tasted like grease and chemical sweetness, weirdly dense/heavy to boot. My main thought was, "Why am I not eating angelfood cake dipped in whipped cream instead."

This has been a PSA To My Future Self if I ever think about doing this again.