I decided to check out posts that Survivor Victoria was tagged in on Instagram, and after scrolling through six billion pre-season prediction tables, I found THIS video of absolute perfection. Look at her being gorgeous and The Dream in flashback!! I can't even make myself remember it's a sad song, because I'm just doing stupid giddy clapping over the strength of her screen presence. This is the exact type of thing I would cast her for if I had been granted a wish.




(listen, I can and will continue to make my own fun via social media means until the season shapes up. It is a wild time to be alive when the actual episodes on TV are the least interesting aspect of the show...)