Nope, the relationship metaphor titles will not be stopping any time soon.
1.09, The Empty Child/1.10, The Doctor Dances
PEOPLE, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO STATE UP FRONT: I do not like Captain Jack.
I worried about that word "explicitly" as visions of another explicitly-not-heterosexual Jack danced through my head. Jack McFarland caused a lot of damage, OK? I was not ready for another stereotype. Still, I thought I might give Jack Harkness the benefit of the doubt since everyone swore up and down that he was The Greatest Character Ever.
The preview didn't help my reservations a whole heck of lot, though, since my first impression of his nauseatingly wide smile, with Rose all starry-eyed and flushed in his arms, was "Well, he’s a cocky bastard, isn’t he?"
And then I finally saw him in action, and frankly, all I can say is that he really skeeves me out. Pretty much all I could say throughout the entirety of his scenes in "The Empty Child" was "Ew" and "Skeeeeeved." (and once, "Grr, Glen Miller hate.")
Voice: Huh, that's funny. Remember when you hated Nine?
RS: I did not ever HATE Nine. I just found him unattractive at first. Is a difference. I can vaguely recognize Jack as being handsome, but he doesn't do a whole lot for me.
I'm also feeling a tiny bit cheated that everyone swore up and down that it was The Greatest Episode Ever, and yet 11, 25, and even 32 minutes in, I was still feeling incredibly apathetic. Okay, the gas-mask child calling for Mummy was creepy as hell, and I promptly fell in love with Nancy and was enjoying the aspect of street kids struggling to survive in the middle of WWII, but for the most part, I just did not care! At all! Was I getting burned out on Who? Or was the storyline just not that amazing? Or: was it actually just totally ruined by Jack? Yeah, I kind of want to vote for the last one there.
True, the idea of identical injuries and whatnot as a plague was impressive/stuff that will give me nightmares, and things got really interesting about three minutes from the end, with a whole room full of gas-mask bodies closing in, so much so that I was shocked to find myself suddenly cut off by credits...but damn, that was a waste of time.
Although the Doctor did hold a cute little kitty, so that was something.
The Doctor Dances showed a marked improvement over part 1, but it still falls into the bottom half of the episodes thus far. Maybe things would have been different if these were the first ones I ever saw, but by this point I've gotten rather snarlingly defensive of my attachment to it being just the Doctor and Rose, and I dislike the intrusion of other characters (Jackie and Mickey don't count. Pieces of Rose's old life are always welcome). But...I just dislike Jack so much. He's so horribly overconfident and full of himself that I am overcome by a desire to smack him across the face whenever I see him.
Okay, maybe I don't hate him at quite the level I hate
McSteamy McSleazy, which means there is, I suppose (she admitted grudgingly) the possibility that this opinion could be overridden. But on the other hand, I am a terribly contrary person, and the more I hear about his greatness, the more I want to stubbornly dig my heels in and keep hating him. Which is problematic, because according to IMDB, he is going to hang around until the end of Nine's days (and I refuse to know any more than that). It's like having a giant presentation on the last day of school: you desperately want to get it over with but you equally desperately don't want to let go of the school year. Probably it would be easier in the long run if I just made myself like him, right? *insert long pause*
Can't do it! Stubborn!
Although I will grant him one, one, you hear me? moment of Absolute Win: "Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'Ooh-hoo, this could be a little more SONIC'?!" That may be the best line of the series to date. Every time I repeat it I start giggling uncontrollably.
Things I Actually Liked
-"When he's stressed, he likes to insult species." Oh, Rose. I love how she can say that without batting an eyelash, having just accepted it as a fact of life. Also, I'm bemused by the subsequent "Cuts himself shaving, does half an hour on life forms he's cleverer than" line and feel there should be fic of some sort to go with this statement.
-"I'm making an effort not to be insulted." Poor Doctor. Rose can be so very trying at times, can't she?
-It was a little sweet that they were oblivious to being teleported as long as they were focused on each other. Jack gets another half point for saying so, although he will later be penalized 5000 points for not dying like he so very clearly should have.
-Nancy continued to be totally amazing; loved the absolutely masterful way she played the rich, obnoxious jerk, and...well, pretty much everything else she did.
-The storyline got massively interesting, and I had read the summary prior to viewing so I knew that Nancy was the little boy's mother, but I had managed to forget that fact until it was explicitly spelled out for us. That part was all very compelling. But really, when your storyline saves you, and the best scenes belong to your guest star of the week that's not a good sign.
-Oh! Almost forgot, this is the origin of the "red bicycle when you were 12" line! Finally knowing the context delighted me for a bit, but - that can't be all! That was not nearly an important enough moment to become one of the most popular ideas in all of fanfic. I remain in love with the line but otherwise perplexed.
Just for the record, dancing is not on the Checklist of Cute. Because it is stupid. And in this case, painfully awkward at first. I would blame Jack for ruining it at the end, but unless I was just carrying residual crankiness - entirely possible - I was annoyed even with Rose's first teasing nudges, prior to the teleporting. (although, one point of squee for the first moment he takes her hands)
And now I'm cranky that I have to stop my Who fest on a low note, because I was honestly on the verge of declaring my love for and undying devotion to this show in big capital letters, since clearly it could do no wrong...and then it just imploded. I want to move on to 1.11 to see if it gets better, and yet I also don't want to, because that brings me one step closer to losing Nine. And I think I've had all I can take of Jack.
And yet I'm too keyed up to sleep or keep working on homework. Hm, decisions, decisions.
I'm trying really hard not to sidestep the problem by spoiling myself with
more Ten/Rose videos on YouTube.