I am going to literally EXPLODE before this hour is out, I swear to God, I NEED SOMEONE TO FLAIL AND PANIC AND SHRIEK DISBELIEF WITH!!
Edit 10 PM: OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD THAT WAS THE MOST MIND-BLOWING HOUR, ON EVERY LEVEL OF BOTH GOOD AND BAD, I HAVE EVER SEEN. THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH CAPSLOCK TO DESCRIBE IT! NEVER! NEVERRRRRRR!!!!!
*continues freaking the fuck OUT*