December 2nd, 2008

animals

There comes a point in every all nighter where you just stop being productive for a while.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I helped morgenwrites</lj>across the street (6 points). Last Monday I bought porn for death_ofme</lj>(10 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for jeremybrettfan</lj>(-10 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole soulwhispers</lj>'s purse (30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (55 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
rainbowstevie

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HAH. I found this hilarious, because apparently a) I am a PORN-BUYING FIEND and b) it is all right for me to buy porn for some people, but not others.  Also, you should know that I got "naughty" like 12 times in a row before I got a nice one. I wasn't going to post it at all after that, but the amusement in this was too good to pass up.

In a totally unrelated note, um, I think fic should exist with Jim and Pam adopting a dog/puppy.  Don't ask me how I got hooked on this idea; it was a very long and involved series of links and random googling that wound up with me doing one of my favorite hobbies, canvassing the image search for pictures of cute dogs.  The end result is that I spent another half hour trying to beat Google into submission and offer me dog-adoption stories, but it just kept telling me about Jim and Pam Giancola and bringing up the Obamas' pup search, and refused to offer me any fic at all.  Come on!  It doesn't even have to be good!fic, I just want something.  There cannot possibly be eight thousand baby!fic stories without some corresponding pet ones...except for apparently there can.  Nyergh. 
dance

Writer's Block: Physical Education

Call it gym, P.E., recess, or pure hell, most people have participated in a class at school that focused on games and athletics. What sport or game did you hate the most when you were a kid? What sport or game was your favorite?
BROOMBALL.  GOD.  THE HATRED, I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN OVER IT.  And I bet it would have been totally fine if we hadn't been forced to wear stupid giant hockey helmets every time we played, but they were a huge struggle to get on, and it was always frustrating trying to pick one that fit and get it all together; it took me forever and I'd get flustered and embarrassed because nobody else had half the struggle I did.  I mean, it's not like those stupid ungainly sticks were a great joy to use, but it was really the helmet that did things in.

Aside from that, flag football - because all forms of American football are stupid in every respect, they just are, don't argue with me.  No, scratch that; at least the girls weren't expected to be very good at it so I had company in my misery.  My true #1 loathe?  Softball.  Cannot stand - especially cannot stand how this game just FOLLOWS YOU ALL YOUR ADULT LIFE.  Not even graduating from high school lets you escape it!  It haunts you forever at all kinds of workplaces and summer get-togethers.  Apparently it is the only sport you are never too old to play. 

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Thanks, LJ.  That trip down memory lane was fun; I haven't had gym since 10th grade.  ;)  I'm really curious about peoples' responses to this, so I hope a lot of people answer this question today.