1. Remember the Simpsons episode set at Sundance, where the person in charge reads out the parameters of Lisa's fresh new contest entry, causing the committee to gasp eagerly after every line until he warns them, "People! You know you have to limit your gasping at this altitude," and then the final fact that she's eight years old sends them all over the edge? THAT IS ME, READING THIS GLEE SPOILER.( Collapse )
Meanwhile, this news was greeted with less of a gasp and more of a loud curse:( Collapse )
3. Edit (and not a spoiler): This is gross (the kind of gross one only finds in Cosmo), but all the reactions below it made me laugh so hard I cried.