August 14th, 2014


I have made up my mind on promoted posts: I hate them.

"Oh, 'creativecasey,' that sounds nice. I wonder if it's someone promoting a writing journal or artistic projects."

*clicks username*

"THANKS FOR THAT UNEXPECTED CLOSE-UP OF YOUR BARE CROTCH. TOTES AWESOME." I now not only don't want to help you figure out what kind of medical issue is all up in your lady business, I actively hope you suffer from pain and irritation for weeks to come.