So! I was pretty happy, humming Jordin Sparks' "One Step at a Time" and merrily writing about Pushing Daisies, when I realized it was almost time for me to head back to my room so I could call home. What the heck, I figured, better make a quick stop at TV Squad before I go. Oh look, a spoiler post! Skim the list of shows offered; ooh, Bones! Probably nothing I haven't already seen, but...*clicks & scans the single line*
And then you can actually see my mood cough, sputter once, and zoom downwards like a plane crashing nose first.
The news is this: Angela and Hodgins' relationship will hit a pretty rough patch this fall. Rough enough for them to call it quits.
AKL;SDJFASKL;DFJASDF THEY DO WHAT NOW? I read the first sentence and was like "Eh, the husband she forgot had to make a splash sometime CALL IT QUITS WHAT THE FUCK?!" Dude. Duuuuude. You cannot pack Zack off to psychiatric-hospital jail for murder one minute and destroy the couple formerly cute enough to be Puppy Love the next. You can't have two shake-ups at once! Not allowed!
And, and, and, I get that they've been sailing along for a season and a half without troubles and that's Clearly Not Allowed in TV land, but at the same time, look how beautifully that's been working! Have you heard any complaints? Is anyone complaining about this? No? NOT BROKEN, NO FIX. *whimpers and tries to hide Charlie & Amita, just in case*
Can this be a temporary break-up? A couple of months, half a season tops? It can, right? Because otherwise I am punching a hole in the wall. NOT ON, SHOW. NOT ON.
Am depressed. Need more shots of undiluted syrupy sweetness. *reaches for Pushing Daisies*
AKL;SDJFASKL;DFJASDF THEY DO WHAT NOW? I read the first sentence and was like "Eh, the husband she forgot had to make a splash sometime CALL IT QUITS WHAT THE FUCK?!" Dude. Duuuuude. You cannot pack Zack off to psychiatric-hospital jail for murder one minute and destroy the couple formerly cute enough to be Puppy Love the next. You can't have two shake-ups at once! Not allowed!
And, and, and, I get that they've been sailing along for a season and a half without troubles and that's Clearly Not Allowed in TV land, but at the same time, look how beautifully that's been working! Have you heard any complaints? Is anyone complaining about this? No? NOT BROKEN, NO FIX. *whimpers and tries to hide Charlie & Amita, just in case*
Can this be a temporary break-up? A couple of months, half a season tops? It can, right? Because otherwise I am punching a hole in the wall. NOT ON, SHOW. NOT ON.
Am depressed. Need more shots of undiluted syrupy sweetness. *reaches for Pushing Daisies*
