First, my eyes got really big. Then my jaw fell open as incomprehensible joy slowly spread over my whole face, which was frozen in shock. And then I started methodically pounding my hands on the table, silently chanting “SQUEE, SQUEE, SQUEE, SQUEE, SQUEE!!!!!” I’ve only been begging, hoping, and pleading for this on a weekly basis for like A YEAR. AND IT’S FINALLY COMING TRUE. HALLELUJAH!
This is just to pave the way for the actually bisexual intern, though, isn’t it? Who will probably be even more annoying than Hahn, because at least Hahn and I could bond in our Sloan-hating solidarity. Also, she at least made it easier to skip Callie scenes. Crap, I bet this is totally going to backfire on me.
7 PM Edit: OMG. OMG OMG OMG I FINALLY DARED TO READ A LITTLE MORE, AND CAN THIS BE TRUE?
1. Callie is also rumored to be leaving?! HOT DAMN. IT'S LIKE TWO CHRISTMASES' WORTH OF PRESENTS AT ONCE.
2. *eyes pop out of head again* And the stupid new intern is going to be straight? AY YI YI YI YI! It's like the world exploded in flames and was reborn as the purest Utopia. You kick Sloan out the door and maybe swear to put the kibosh on Alex/Izzie forever, this show will literally be nirvana.
Hold me, I'm scared of all the potential joy..