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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I helped morgenwrites</lj>across the street (6 points). Last Monday I bought porn for death_ofme</lj>(10 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for jeremybrettfan</lj>(-10 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole soulwhispers</lj>'s purse (30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (55 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
rainbowstevie

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HAH. I found this hilarious, because apparently a) I am a PORN-BUYING FIEND and b) it is all right for me to buy porn for some people, but not others.  Also, you should know that I got "naughty" like 12 times in a row before I got a nice one. I wasn't going to post it at all after that, but the amusement in this was too good to pass up.

In a totally unrelated note, um, I think fic should exist with Jim and Pam adopting a dog/puppy.  Don't ask me how I got hooked on this idea; it was a very long and involved series of links and random googling that wound up with me doing one of my favorite hobbies, canvassing the image search for pictures of cute dogs.  The end result is that I spent another half hour trying to beat Google into submission and offer me dog-adoption stories, but it just kept telling me about Jim and Pam Giancola and bringing up the Obamas' pup search, and refused to offer me any fic at all.  Come on!  It doesn't even have to be good!fic, I just want something.  There cannot possibly be eight thousand baby!fic stories without some corresponding pet ones...except for apparently there can.  Nyergh. 

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jeremybrettfan
Dec. 2nd, 2008 09:14 am (UTC)
I always thought you were irresponsible...
rainbowstevie
Dec. 2nd, 2008 09:15 am (UTC)
And deviant!
aries11
Dec. 2nd, 2008 04:05 pm (UTC)
Well, yeah, it's okay to buy porn for yourself because what you do in your private life is your business, but you shouldn't be shoving it in other people's faces. :P

And yes, I agree that Jim and Pam with a puppy would be adorable.
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