You know what their secret weapon was? Showing me the details of a blood drive.
I lasted seven valiant minutes (Jim & Pam are being extra cute the rest of the time!), at least three of them spent hunched over in a ball, quivering, with my hands clamped over my ears to block out the horribleness of things* and needles and possibly blood, and then I finally had to flee the scene. Will finish watching it later, when I can skip APPROXIMATELY EVERYTHING.
* = Someone is going to ask, someone always asks, so even though it ruins my post flow I need to cut you off at the knees and re-explain that "things" are "e v i s n" rearranged; I CANNOT BEAR TO SEE THEM OR HEAR THE WORD SPOKEN/WRITTEN OUT]