OMG I HATE YOU.*
* = although at least Cal & Chloe went together. It was the second-best outcome possible - the best one, obviously, being that they get off the damn island and live happily ever after, but I will also take dying heroically/Greek-tragically after getting properly engaged, and then being honored with a majestic musical tribute - and yet I am still HOLLOW AND DEAD INSIDE. More thoughts on this tomorrow.
Everyone else can die in a fire now for all I care**.
**This is not strictly true. But I am in the Angry phase, which is the one that comes in between the Utter Shock phase and the Weeping In A Corner phase. Wait, was that a tear? ...I am maybe not fit for polite company right now. *weeps*
[Edit: 4 hours later. Still incoherent. Damn it, show! I always knew you'd break my heart, but emotionally devastating me to levels previously only achieved by Doctor Who and rare instances on crime shows I can't remember right now? You are not cool enough for this nonsense.]