THE JOURNAL OF IMPOSSIBLE THINGS. IT EXISTS. IN TINY TOY BOOK FORM. If you need me, I will be over here, having paroxysms of glee.
In Steel Cage Match News: most of my picks are doing pretty nicely so far, and I have little to no drama as yet**, but I'm keeping a wary eye on Jim's minor lead over Abed in hopes that it stays that way. Both because he is my favorite, and because it will feel like a satisfying punch in the face to all the Jim-hating assholes in the comments. At this point I don't even care if he gets taken down in the 2nd round (though I will tomorrow), I just want to make sure he destroys Community.
* Yeah, I see Dean winning over there, but whatever. The fabulous pro-Sam (Carter) and/or anti-Dean campaigns being waged in the comments almost make up for it.
* I choose to steadfastly ignore the fact that that psycho Dexter somehow has a huge margin over Dr. Cristina Yang Of The World's Most Fabulous Snark. WTF, fandom. Fail.
[Edit, 12 hours later: OH MY WORD. WHEN DID JULIET BURKE SLIP TO A MERE 20-ODD VOTE LEAD IN HER BRACKET? THE HELL,