And then Lee won, which, seriously? I only learned his name six weeks ago, that's how desperately boring he is in every way. YOU PROMISED ME CRYSTAL WOULD TAKE IT. You said she was just like David Cook, and that creeper won as everyone had predicted he would from week 1, so why didn't it happen again?
Then again, in what I think was a reaction to my unexpected resentment that Casey got so close to the end without finishing, last night I also turned on Crystal for her super-irritating insistence on giving things a gospel/bluesy-folk spin, and/or hollering on edgier songs, instead of the folk pop sound I want (i.e. "Come to My Window"). And Lee sounded pretty radio-friendly on "Beautiful Day," even though songs that are 20 years old should not be old enough to have equally popular cover versions done to them. I got to thinking how I wished Lee had been saved for another year, where his inoffensive voice could have been something to root for in the hopes of taking down someone like that Lambert...creature, or Taylor Hicks.
I still wanted her to win, mostly so that she would be the one coming back to do all the former-winner things with the group, so I knew it would be him. I'm grumpy. But I will, at least, acknowledge that the experience of watching him win was incredible, as he stumbled about in an overwhelmed daze and had trouble forming complete sentences. It's kind of like why I wanted Reuben to win season 2, even though I liked Clay better. Of all the winners, Lee seems like the one whose life course will be altered most drastically, and that's cute.
On a random concluding note...for no reason at all, when they showed a clip from last week's final 3, I went "Oh my God, it's Jack/Kate/Sawyer!" Seriously - sensible-looking brunette guy, long-haired blonde guy, and the feisty gal between them.
Still figuring out how to write about Glee without getting myself in trouble. Pretty sure that's an impossible task. Who knew Lady Gaga would be the least of my problems? Meanwhile, check out my handy-dandy summer schedule if you haven't seen it yet, and then mull over this.
How I Met Your Mother: 5x24, "Doppelgangers"
Well, they can't all be 'The Wedding Bride.' This wasn't especially funny, but it had a lot of heart, making for a nice, warm, fuzzy conclusion. Enjoyed Estonian Barney, "Christoph Doppelganger," the silent thought conversations convincing Ted to dye his hair, the general hilarity of Blonde Ted ("Oh my God, why is Ellen DeGeneres in our bedroom?!") and the desperate relief when it put the kibosh on the start of another exhausting round of Ted/Robin.
And Don is finally gone, so I'm still waiting to hear the explanation for his existence in the first place. Was it just to set up a couple of minutes of "we're our own doppelgangers" conversation? Because that's a really long con for notta lotta payoff. Mostly it was just nettlesome that Robin never discussed her career offer with him or even tried to stop him at the end. I know, I know, but my general irritation with her indecisiveness somehow trumps my hatred for Don.
Meanwhile, Lily & Marshall continue to be among the sweetest couples on TV, now on their way to starting a family (with Barney's tacit approval), so, AWWW. Which reminds me of something I wrote and never posted back in November, about how I couldn't even remember a time when at least half my shows did not have an engagement, pregnancy, and/or recent wedding or baby happening. I reeled off several titles to praise, and concluded with "So what's your deal, HIMYM?" This'll do nicely, thank you.