I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT I AM NOW FIVE TIMES MORE EXCITED FOR THIS EPISODE.
Edit: For future reference, what happened was Finn accidentally smacked Rachel in the face and broke her nose.
Edit 2: finished watching, mostly; I started skipping large chunks in the second half because I couldn't take it anymore. How wrong is it of me to want to gut Lauren like a fish, pull her spine out through her mouth, and then have her drawn and quartered and feed the remains to the lions? She's somehow surpassed Santana on the hate scale, and I want to stuff Santana's face in a blender more than ever now.
WHEN WILL I LEARN MY LESSON ABOUT WATCHING GLEE EPISODES I KNOW WILL SUCK? WHEN?
God, so angry, so angry at everything. The Concerned Teacher-slash-Will/Rachel parts at the beginning (REMEMBER WHEN HE SAID RACHEL WAS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL?) and the stunning Quinn/Rachel duet (lyrics, music, performance, voices, it was everything beautiful in the world!), and maybe that time Finn told Rachel she was beautiful, may have literally been the only things that didn't enrage me. Only second worst of the season, somehow, but I'm so spitting mad I'm not doing a review, not even to smack down all the things they got indescribably Wrong**; my circuits have overloaded and I'm just shutting down until next week.
**For example, you know who I want to see as Prom Queen/on posters/on TV and in movies? People who are prettier than I am, because I get to look at them.