Not that this encouraged me to start my work early or anything. I just started googling for random garage sale blogs and vicariously living all the experiences I didn't have this weekend due to all except the first one sucking. Of course, that just made me want to read my own garage sale posts. Repeatedly attempted to reload the LJ site, making helpless and distressed noises at being cut off from the world. By the second day I was wandering in blind circles around the room and bumping into walls. Eventually I remembered that Tumblr exists, and it was like having an air hole punched in my iron coffin, but nowhere near sufficient.
I do have a picspam post that I mocked up on Monday in my inifinite boredom (work, what is work? What is "rest of internet"?), so look for that to come up soonish. Right now I am just celebrating the triumphant return to my internet home. Thank God.