Oh my god, I have nothing but 100% happy feelings right now, let me tell you. You know how you dream of a character dying, for years, and you wish it so many times the wish loses all meaning and you stop believing it's possible?
IT IS POSSIBLE.
"DON'T GIVE UP HOPE.
I mean I cried a pair of real tears and all, but as soon as I stopped projecting the scenario onto characters I'd actually miss and we cut to commercial break, I was doing kicky feet and flailing like a loon. I had my hopes up for a 1-2 punch, even when I knew better, but damn. I am more than happy with just the one.
Full review of the 908723452 things that made me happy coming later. Right now I just want to play us out on the rest of the song:
No one mourns the sleazy
Now at last, he's dead and gone
Now at last, there's joy throughout the land...