Tumblr this morning: would you like a trailer for a new movie
Me: Yes please. *trashes original post draft*
store this morning: Would you like fresh cinnamon rolls on sale?
Me: Not sure anything is as delicious as what I just saw tbh.
Library this morning: Did you know that your request for "Joyful Noise" just came in?
Me: FINE, THE WORLD IS A PRETTY AWESOME PLACE.
Neopets: psst. It's half price day. You should go restock in the shops.
Me: *miraculously snags something for 5k that resells for 95k*
The weather: it's really nice outside. You should go on another walk.
In conclusion: aldjlasdjflasjdflk;sadf and it's only 9 AM!
9:18 edit: I just knocked my juice into my lap.