I cannot cope with this kind of world-shattering. Goodbye for the day, internet.
EDIT: Incidentally, dreams I had after crawling into bed and taking a nap included all of the following:
-Being mugged in the city on my way to a bookstore
-A Firefox update resulting in a virus that made my cell phone ring with a spam text every time I accessed a webpage
-Having an entire classroom of people (Ryder Lynn and/or Blake Jenner included) point and laugh at me because apparently my feet (encased in tennis shoes) smelled awful
And then I woke up and the real nightmare was still there. What a great day.