Re: That Dumb Episode I Only Know Two Things About And Desperately Want To Keep That Way

"DON'T VISIT TUMBLRS!" my brain reminds my itchy fingers, for the fourth day in a row. I have been very good, very careful about my internet wanderings since Friday night, and hard as it's been, I thus far remain unscathed.

"I KNOW!" I yell back. "I WILL JUST VISIT THE ONE PERSON WHO HAS NEVER SEEN GLEE. AND MAYBE DOLLSOME."

"DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT VISITING DOLLSOME YET. SHE MIGHT POST SOMETHING ABOUT GLEE."


"She hasn't posted Glee in 800 years. I know there is always a risk of Brittana, but it's like .2%"

" A VERY HIGH-RISK EPISODE JUST AIRED. IF SHE IS EVER GOING TO POST ABOUT SATAN'S SEASON, IT WILL BE NOW."

"Doubt it."

"DO NOT VISIT DOLLSOME'S MAIN PAGE. SHE HAS WELL ORGANIZED TAGS. CHECK THOSE IF YOU'RE DESPERATE."

"I DO WHAT I WANT. I mean, I'll keep my chin turned and side-eye/tag screen to make sure it's all p. much Reign and Gilmore Girls .gifs, but I really think you're wrong."

Dollsome: *has posted Brittana from That Episode* (and my screening is not sufficient to keep from seeing their faces)

*HEADDESK*

I mean, on the bright side, of all the things I could have seen from that episode, that was certainly the best/least damaging option. I mostly saw Brittany's face anyway, and that's the one I like. I can totally pretend she was with Sam. Which means the spoilers must have been untrue, and therefore clearly nothing idiotic whatsoever has happend with Klaine, either. NOTHING AT ALL. So there would certainly be no reason for me to mutter and dwell and stew over such possibilities when I could instead run free to my AU totally canon universe where Blaine is busy prepping his solo move to a small town in Nebraska.

Disclaimer: I thought dollsome might get a kick out of my inner turmoil. Keep having an awesome Tumblr, and change nothing!