DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
But-but-but-but he's like the All-American guy! Occasionally bumbling, but also at times very sweet! Was in the works from the beginning? How could you possibly pull the wool over my eyes for two years? I am glad I have no spoiler sources for this show, because for the first time in years I have a completely shocked reaction to a shocking twist, but GOOD GOD DAMN. This does not happen to me; I don't get blindsided by things! I don't know how to handle it!
My brain? Is exploding right now. I was literally gaping at the TV with my parents, thinking this had to be some kind of insane, elaborate fake-out. I literally could not believe what I was seeing. I still can't.
I was already considering it the best effing episode of Numb3rs I've seen in months, but this...OH MY GOD!! I'm still planning a full review later, but I had to shriek about this ASAP.
*falls down dead* Is the TV season over yet? This week was murder on my blood pressure. I am pretty sure that I will actually need the whole summer to recover from all the shocks.