So I thought, "Hey, I've been having kind of a crappy day, maybe I'll kick back with The Middle to pick myself up."

Cut to: Literally-Never-Unhappy-For-More-Than-Five-Minutes Sue sobbing into the phone to her parents about how she hates college and doesn't want to be there anymore and just wants to come home.

Me: cool I'm just gonna crawl under the covers in a puddle of traumatized flashback-induced despair g'night