# "if a guy can throw down it's somewhat way hot " #what part of mixing widowers and/or single fatherhood and aggression sounds like something I would not love #don't even get me started on the second one
Also, I mean...
Let’s just shove everybody back in time, slap some English accents on them even though they are in Rome, give this guy a FUCKIN sword and let him get some revenge for his countrymen. Which honestly is like, a million times easier when you don’t have a wife. Don’t sword the messanger man. It’s just true. My wife was beautiful and innocent but what a drag.
--Miles Matheson's Roman Ancestor, Probably
