RS (rainbowstevie) wrote,

"My wife is dead, and honestly it makes me such a better fighter that I’m not even mad at it."

I saw this "Movies For Men" suggestion post on Tumblr and I don't know what is making me laugh harder, the original descriptions or my unabashed delight in everything that person just accidentally put in my brain. I understand the point, but I'm sorry, THOSE SOUND MAGICAL, SIGN ME UP.
# "if a guy can throw down it's somewhat way hot " #what part of mixing widowers and/or single fatherhood and aggression sounds like something I would not love #don't even get me started on the second one

Also, I mean...
Let’s just shove everybody back in time, slap some English accents on them even though they are in Rome, give this guy a FUCKIN sword and let him get some revenge for his countrymen. Which honestly is like, a million times easier when you don’t have a wife. Don’t sword the messanger man. It’s just true. My wife was beautiful and innocent but what a drag.
--Miles Matheson's Roman Ancestor, Probably
Tags: loltastic, tumblr

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