Alan Rickman: WHAT?! WHAT THE EFFING, WHAT IN THE -- HOW IN THE -- WHO N THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *collapses in sadness pile* WHO TOLD YOU YOU WERE ALLOWED TO COME HERE, CANCER. (Also, 69?! I literally thought he was in his 50s. Possibly early 50s. Although I guess I have not seen a photo of him since his hair turned white).
P.S. The most eloquent post of all.